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Yo Yo Yo! Nilla da crazy psychopathic serial killa is back shawty! I thought dat I should probably keep all yall peeps up
to date! I woulda done dis sooner but I just been busy, it be hard being as kool as I be. So many people wantin yo autograph
and wantin yo picture ... but you know I be lovin all da attention, just cause I be like dat! Damn skraight! But anyways yall,
any of yall ever went into one of them ... umm ... one of dem moods ... damn what do dos white people be callin it ... oh
yeah ... one of dem damn sericidal moods? Cause I was like in one of dem sericidal/depressked mood da otha day. I don't even
really rememba why I was like dat but I'm sure I had me a good reason. But anyways, my friend Barbie Bubba Jackson always
try to help me outz when I be havin a problem so she was all like Nilla please cheer up. And I was like guh I cant and so
den she said she was gonna sing me a song. I thought to myself "Oh Jesus, I sho is gonna be sericidal now!" but I didnt say
anything I just nodded my head and was like sing yo heart out honey! And den dat guh started singin something like "Somewhere
over the rainbow!" and lawd have mercy on my soul! I fell down and started laughin I thank I hurt her feelings or something
cause she started turnin red and was like what you be laughin at guh! I was like Guh I aint never seen no damn rainbow, except
for the one I saw out in da Burger King parking lot in a pile of oil, and the one that YT be carrying in all dem damn parades!
And den Barbie was like Nilla hush up! YT dont be in no damn parades! I was like oh honey get serious! But anyways yall, YT
aint one of dem pansy boys and he dont be marchin any any damn parade ... but anyways ... speakin of parades ... next time
you see a pansy boy or one of dem lezbulldaggas, axe dem how dey be derin!
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us each time that a little army man splattered into the murky water. Our attention, like any young child’s, couldn’t
be kept in one place for very long. ”Come on Bailee! Let’s go ride the go-cart!” I grabbed my
teddy bear, which I always carried and ran after my cousin who had already darted off. “Betcha can’t catch
me!” He yelled. I sped up as I heard his taunts, but he was right of course. I couldn’t catch up with
him. I was just a little girl and he was a few years older than me. But despite all of that, I felt that I did a pretty good
job at not getting too far behind. I suppose that over the years I learned to keep up. Building motes and tree houses, riding
bikes and go-carts and playing Nintendo were pretty much the biggest time fillers of my earlier childhood. I loved doing all
of that stuff. Honestly I probably would have loved doing anything as long as my cousin Derek was by my side. He was more
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WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR TEACHERS By Katie Rice
Here's a list of some things that I have thrown together. These are things that I do on a normal basis to annoy the piss
out of teachers (usually Ms. Sullivan). I can promise you that if you do these things right, they will work for you just like
they work for me. Give them try sometime!
When he/she is yelling at another student in class, stand up and say something that makes them seem as if they discriminate.
Example: "It isn't fair to make racial comments like that!" or "It's because he's black isn't it?!?"
Raise your hand then when you are called on say that you are stretching. (Note: This only works well if you do it many
times and make it a habit. It also works better if you generally sleep in class)
Example: Teacher calls on you and you say "Sorry I was just stretching, that was the best sleep I've had in a while!"
Show up to class extremely late and have your excuse be that you just arrived at school. Then mention a previous class
that you would have missed if you had just arrived.
Example: "Man that substitute in 2nd block sucked"
Answer every question with a question and answer every statement with "Why?"
Example: Teacher - "Today we are going to take a test" Student - "Why?" Teacher - "So I can see
what you have learned." Student - "But why?" Teacher - "Why do you ask so many questions?" Student
- "Why not?"
Show your lack of concern for his/her silly academics
Example: "The homework's due? Give me a minute I need to copy it."
Constantly call him/her by the wrong name. (Note: Works best when you call them by another teachers name, a teacher that
they know you like more than them.)
Example: "Hey Mrs. Bowen! May I go to the potty? ... Erm Ms. Sullivan I mean."
Have a mental breakdown in the middle of class.
Exmaple: Student - "Oh my god!!" Teacher - "What? What's wrong?!?" Student - "I lost my cheat
sheet!! .. Oh wait here it is!"
When the teacher is lecturing, start flexing and have the person across from you do the same. Have a flexing competition
until it distracts your teacher and stops the lecture.
Example: -Student 1 - flex/make manly noises- Student 2 -flex/make manly noises- Increase volume and intensity until
teacher gets distracted.
Sit quietly in class and then out of nowhere make farm animal noises.
Exmaple: "Baaacaaa! Baaacaaa!" (<<Chicken noise)
Stare at them blankly as they tell a lame teacher-ish joke or as they say anything that they intend to be funny, pause,
and then burst into obnoxious laughter.
Example: Teacher - "Man Gahlee!" Student - "HAHAHA! Woo that's great!"
Point at the teacher, giggle and whisper to your friends.
Example: Student 1 -Psst ..her pant's look like they're ripping!" Student 2 "Maybe it's just butt hair!"
Teacher - -blushes-
Claim to have a medical problem that can interfere with your learning or can at least help you get away with new things
like getting a better seat near your friends.
Example: -closes one eye tightly- "Ms. Sullivan! I have an eye infection!!"
Speak to him/her in Ebonics
Example: Student - "Hey guh what my grade be??" Teacher - "Did you just call me girl? That's not very
respectful." Student - "I said guh not girl."
Talk non stop and when the teacher finally gets annoyed and tells you to stop, stop. But make sure that you replace talking
with a quiet annoyance and do it in an aggrivated manner.
Example: Student -opens mouth real wide- Teacher - "Be careful a bug might fly in there." Student - "Well
seeing as how I can't keep my mouth shut!! that might be a real problem!"
Come to class late and make up an odd but possible excuse.
Example: Student - "I would have gotten her sooner but I had to walk to school and the sign says "Slow Down
School Ahead" And you know how I respect the law!"
Ok well those are just a few of the ways I annoy my teachers. I have alot more and I'll post some more of them later.
But yeah leave me comments and tell me some ways you like to annoy teachers and tell me which of mine you like the best. Anyways
I'm out people ...
Idoltary -
Imminent -
Impair -
Impalpable -
Imperative -
Juxtapose - to place side by side
Kismet - fate
Labyrinth -a place of passageways and bline alleys; maze
Languid - drooping or flagging from or as if from exhaustion
Machination - a crafty scheme or plot usually to accomplish evil
Macroscopic - large enough to be observed by the naked eye
Malleable - capable of being beaten out, extended or shaped; pliable
Miscreant - one who behaves badly; rascal
Nebulous - vague; of, realting to, or resembling a nebula
Nirvana - the final beatitude that transcends suffering; heaven
Nonentity - something that does not exist; someone of no significance
Non Sequitor - a statement that does not follow logically
Optimum - the amount or degree of something that is most favorable
Orfice - an opening through which something may pass
Palliate - to make less intense or to make excuses
Paradigm - model; pattern
Parody - literary work that makes fun of the original
Patent - open to public inspection; unobstructed
Peccadillo - a slight offense or fault
Perdition -
Pefunctory -
Peruse -
Quandary -
Raiment -
Rationalize -
Rebuke - to scold or critize sharply
Recant - to publicly withdraw a statement
Recapitulate - repeat breifly; summarize
Rectify - to set right; remedy; to correct by removing errors
Redundant - exceeding what is necessary; repetitious
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Nilla's News Alerts!
A cake is finally in the works!
This is the only place that you will be able to see this! Some of the thugs have sat down with me for an interview!
This is something you won't want to miss!
RIP ALAN LEE WHITE!
YT's Interview!
C-Murder's Interview
Chi Wong's Interview!
Adriana's Interview!
DQ Drew's Interview!
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